To Whom it May Concern:

Dear nonexistent readers of my blog,
In case you were wondering, I almost died this week. You see, I came down with a severe case of... well, actually i don't know what it was. But it was rather unpleasant. Michelle hypothesizes that it was food poisoning. It's very possible. I did drink Tang the night before, but I already felt ill. idk. Whatev. So anyway, if anyone's feeling sad about my near death experience, it's ok. I'm pretty much almost better kind of. yup. That's all. Thanks for not reading. :)

bu-bye

Maren the Bay Bug