Steps to Awesomeness

1. Wake up every morning, look in the mirror and say to yourself, "my, you look awesome today."
2. Get ready for school singing the awesome song. Do it with a cool accent or dance.
3. Eat breakfast. It's what the awesome kids do.
4. Take advantage of every red light rock out possible. Go all out or no one will notice.
5. Stroll into seminary like you own the place. Wink at the teacher and say something slick like "I ate a peanut yesterday and its name was Mo."
6. Flip your hair and look at everyone all squinty eyed over you shoulder.
7. Lick your first finger, touch your skin and make a sizzle noise.
8. Go to your seat, but act like you're still standing. Maybe do a cool little awesome person dance.
   
9. When it's time to go, say "y'all ready to rock? Let's roll."
   
10. Roll out the door and drive off into the sunrise.