If I were a bucket of marshmallows!

If I were a bucket of marshmallows, I assure you I would be delicious. You could stick me in the microwave and I'd puff up to be like ten feet tall. Then I'd be a mallow monster. i'd walk around town mallowing people to death, but they'd enjoy it because it would be so tasty. And if you roasted me over a fire, I'd give you cancer! Aren't I awesome?!